Flying Lutheran Airlines

An uplifting experience. Listen for yourself.

Okay then, listen up: I’m only gonna say this once. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly going to be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson because ve fly right around 2000 feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably indicate the Second Coming or something of that nature, and I vouldn’t bother with those little masks on the rubber tubes. You’re gonna have bigger things to worry about than that. Just stuff those back up in their little holes. Probably the masks fell out because of turbulence vhich, to be honest with you, ve’re going to have quite a bit of at 2000 feet, sort of like driving across a plowed field, but after a vile you get used to it.

Hard to argue with that.

Oh, and leave the cell at home. ” If God meant you to use a cell phone, He would have put your mouth on the side of your head. “

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2 responses to “Flying Lutheran Airlines

  1. virgil xenophon

    Heard your link over at Lex’s. Too, too, funny!!

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